So… you wanna know what I did?
I did something horrible…
…no, something terrible.
I should be ashamed…
…but turns out I’m not.
It’s a disease. I’m obsessed.
I love pulled pork sandwiches. I love them.
I LOVE THEM.
And I made pasta salad and it turns out I was sooo in the mood for pasta salad and didn’t even know it. I almost ate the whole bowl.
Pasta, heaps of light Italian dressing and fresh veggies. Sounds like my kind of salad.
Pay no attention to my chipped bowl.
It had a disastrous fall when I slipped and slammed it in the corner of my counter.
Sure, that explains one of them.
But why two?
I’m just really, really, REALLY clumsy.